Rank: #28 of 123 vibrators worldwide

Make: Fun Factory (Based in Germany)

Type: G-spot Vibrator


"Candy Rose"
"Fresh Green"

Rechargeable: Yes

Body Safe: Yes

Waterproof: Yes. 100% waterproof.

Submersible: Yes

Insertable Size: 165 mm (insertable length), 43 mm (maximum thickness)

Storage Pouch Included: No

Product Rank

FUN FACTORY PATCHY PAUL G5 has a PleasureScore™ of 81/100, placing it #28 on the PleasureScore™ 2018 Vibrator Ranking Chart.

The Bottom Line

The Fun Factory Patchy Paul has the length to penetrate deeply, yet is pliable and flexible for comfort. Running a full 6½ inches of insertable length, it finishes with an angled head/tip to better target the G-spot. A well built and engineered German product, the Patchy Paul is an excellent option for length seekers.

12 reasons to buy

1."Patchy Paul's curious nose is always pointed to pleasure the G-spot" – a significant percentage of reviewers agreed with Fun Factory's said claim. An expert praised, The ‘nose’ of the Patchy Paul G5 really does know just where to hit and it firm enough to maintain pressure despite its flexible shaft.
2.A woman highlighted that its pliable shape and shaft made it comfortable for insertion; she discovered that she could reach orgasms by rocking it back and forth even without vibrations.
3.Another woman commended the ripples for providing pleasure during thrusting.
4.Overall, users commended the vibrations for being impressively powerful, deep and rumbly. An expert elaborated, The vibrations from the Patchy Paul G5 are impressively powerful. They’re not the strongest on the market but they are pretty damned decent for a vibe of this size and shape. The vibrations themselves have a buzz to them, which gets stronger on the more intense levels, but they still manage to be satisfyingly deep. There’s a resonance to them which I really enjoy.
5.Vibrations travel throughout the shaft well.
6.Users were pleased with the long battery run time. There were no battery-related complaints.
7.There is a travel-lock function to prevent the device from accidentally switching on in a bag.
8.It is 100% waterproof and can be submerged in water.
9.Its bright, candy-like colors commonly received praises.
10.Fitted with Fun Factory's signature looped handle, users appreciated the handling comfort.
11.The controls are intuitive: "+", "-" and the "FUN" start/stop button.
12.It is body-safe, odorless, and the silicone is of top quality—100% medical-grade.

6 reasons not to buy

1.For a woman, Patchy Paul did not stimulate her G-spot well due to its straight shaft which lacks curve. She lamented, "I tried changing angles, I tried bending the toy slightly, but nothing quite worked. It felt good, certainly, but not great."
2.While the ripples are designed to enhance stimulation, a buyer noted that its soft silicone muted its feel.
3.Although the vibrations can be felt throughout the entire toy, it is noticeably weaker at its tip. Hence, Patchy Paul will not make a good choice for buyers intending to use it for strong clitoral stimulation.
4.The silicone tends to be draggy and requires plenty of lube for thrusting.
5.Its silicone texture easily attracts lint. Furthermore, the crease around Patchy Paul's "mouth" is a potential dirt trapper; buyers are advised to scrub it for sanitation.
6.Unfortunately, there is no storage pouch provided.

This assessment and grading was based on +4 expert reviews and +3 verified user reviews. Dated . Read our ranking methodology. Own a FUN FACTORY PATCHY PAUL G5? We invite you to submit a FUN FACTORY PATCHY PAUL G5 review.

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