Fifty Shades of Grey Heavenly Massage Bullet Vibrator

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Evaluation Summary

With its impressively small build and subtle design, the Fifty Shades of Grey Heavenly Massage Bullet Vibrator is one of the most discreet bullets on the market. The power of vibrations is adequate but often buzzy and only have a single setting. This compounds with the decision to use a flat rounded tip, meaning there's no option for users to up the power and precision when they need it. Beginners might enjoy the all-encompassing subtlety of the device, but it’s likely advanced users will be left wanting a bit more in every area.

Rating

Fifty Shades of Grey Heavenly Massage Bullet Vibrator has a PleasureScore™ of 50/100, placing it #139 on the PleasureScore™ 2022 Vibrator Ranking Chart.

5 Reasons to Buy

  • At only 2.5″ in length and 0.5″ thick, it is one of the most petite bullet vibrators in the market; it can easily fit into a pocket.

  • It is simple to use and fuss free.

  • Owners frequently commend that it is powerful for its size. It is ideal for beginners or users who seek mid-level vibrations.

  • It is waterproof and submersible.

  • Many admired its smooth and silky texture. A woman highlighted that it does not seem to attract dust or lint.

8 Reasons Not to Buy

  • The tip, being slightly round and flat, does not offer pinpoint and focused stimulation. A woman lamented, "The tip of the Fifty Shades of Grey Heavenly Massage Bullet Vibrator is a snub rounded affair, most un-bullet like, and therefore very difficult to accurately position."

  • Often, reviewers found it underpowered, preferring stronger and rumbly vibrations.

  • The vibrations are of the buzzy sort; in fact, it "most definitely falls into the high end of the ‘buzzy’ class," according to a user. One lamented that it was numbing after sometime.

  • It has only one speed; some wished there were speed options.

  • Due to its compact size and smooth texture, several women discovered that it can be difficult to position and grip.

  • It does not come with any storage bag.

  • It has a high pitched and buzzy noise.

  • It uses three button cell batteries which can be inconvenient to replace. Fortunately, it comes shipped with a spare set of batteries.

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Specifications

Make Fifty Shades of Grey (Manufactured by Lovehoney) (Based in UK)
Type Bullet Vibrator, Clitoral Vibrator
Colors
Black
Dimensions 64 mm (length) × 19 mm (thickness)
Rechargeable No (Uses 3 x LR44 batteries – included)
Body Safe Yes
Waterproof Yes
Submersible Yes
Storage Pouch Included No
Launched Q4 2015 or earlier

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