FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager: Review & Ranking


Rank: #38 of 123 vibrators worldwide

Make: FemmeFunn (Based in USA)

Type: Bullet Vibrator, Clit Vibrator

Rechargeable: Yes

Body Safe: Yes

Waterproof: Yes, 100% waterproof.

Submersible: Yes

Storage Pouch Included: Yes

Product Rank

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager has a PleasureScore™ of 75/100, placing it #38 on the PleasureScore™ 2018 Vibrator Ranking Chart.

The Bottom Line

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is a straightforward, no-frills bullet vibrator. Users and experts were markedly impressed with its power/size ratio, quietness, and overall feel. The main gripe purchased faced is the single-button control which makes scrolling tedious. It is a shame that there is a relatively high occurrence of product defects, otherwise, in the absence of which, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager makes a very compelling purchase.

8 reasons to buy

1.A significant proportion of users concurred that the FemmeFun Ultra Bullet is powerful for its size. An expert discovered that it isn’t quite as rumbly as the Tango, but it’s close. Another elaborated, The vibrations are not deep and rumbly (when compared to my We-Vibe toys at least), but they do not disappoint either. Maybe we can call it moderately rumbly? Very nearly rumbly? Rumble-esque? Whatever we call it, I’m pretty satisfied with the vibrations the FemmeFunn possesses.
2.It is compact and easy to carry around.
3.Close to half of women especially appreciated its soft, rounded tip. They say that it allows for easy and comfortable maneuvering.
4.It comes in 3 fun colors: purple, pink and turquoise.
5.Despite its strength, an expert commended that it is 7.5/10 quiet. While it’ll be heard within the same room, it’s not a loud, obnoxious sound at all. It won’t be heard through walls or a closed door, so it’ll be discreet enough for roommates.
6.It is body-safe. As the exterior is fully silicone and does not have any crevice, cleaning is very easy.
7.At least one user praised its LED button control which is helpful in the dark.
8.The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet comes with a soft, color-coordinated storage bag.

5 reasons not to buy

1.Close to half of users disliked its control interface. As there is only one button, navigating to a favorite setting can be frustrating. An owner suggested, "For the love of all that is good, give me an up and down button option. I don’t want to have found something I liked, accidentally click the button, then have to through the horror of cycling back ..."
2.There was a relatively high occurrence of product defects, predominantly failure to work or charge within a very short period.
3.While the shaft is flexible, applying hard pressure could sometimes cause it to bend away causing the vibrations to be muted.
4.A notable minority of women complained that as the vibrations travel throughout the whole toy, it led to numbing of their hands.
5.A tester highlighted that unlike typical bullet vibrators, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet does not fit into a dildo.

This assessment and grading was based on +2 expert reviews and +9 verified user reviews. Dated . Read our ranking methodology. Own a FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager? We invite you to submit a FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager review.

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